{"product_id":"mermaids-don-t-do-mornings-woven-blanket-gift-for-mermaid-lovers","title":"Mermaids Don’t Do Mornings Woven Blanket – Funny Mermaid Throw | 100% Cotton with Fringe | 3 Sizes | Artwork or Photo Finish | Mermaid Gift for Her","description":"\u003ch2\u003eMermaids Don’t Do Mornings. Neither Does She. The Most Joyfully Relatable, Most Delightfully Cosy Mermaid Throw Blanket for Every Ocean Soul Who Has Never Once in Her Life Leapt Out of Bed with Enthusiasm. 🧜♀️☀️💤\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Mermaids Don’t Do Mornings Woven Blanket is the most perfectly humorous, most genuinely cosy mermaid gift in the collection — a 100% cotton woven throw with colourful fringed edges, available in three sizes and two finishes, printed with the single most relatable sentence ever put on a blanket: \u003cem\u003eMermaids Don’t Do Mornings\u003c\/em\u003e. Because they don’t. And neither does anyone who has ever looked at an alarm clock with the specific quiet fury of someone who was, in a previous life, definitely a mermaid sleeping peacefully somewhere very deep and very dark and very far from any obligations whatsoever. This is the blanket for the person who considers 10am an early start, who mutes her phone until noon, who has strong opinions about blackout curtains, and who fully identifies with the idea that the ocean floor sounds like a perfectly reasonable place to be until at least midday. It is soft, it is warm, it is woven from 100% cotton with colourful fringed edges that add a playful, bohemian finish to any sofa, armchair, bed, or beach house corner it lands on. Choose your size — \u003cstrong\u003e52” × 37”\u003c\/strong\u003e (the perfect lap-sized throw for solo sofa sessions), \u003cstrong\u003e60” × 50”\u003c\/strong\u003e (the ideal medium throw for curling up properly), or \u003cstrong\u003e80” × 60”\u003c\/strong\u003e (for those mornings when you need the full ocean of blanket and absolutely no one is rushing you) — and choose your finish: \u003cstrong\u003eArtwork\u003c\/strong\u003e (vibrant illustrated design) or \u003cstrong\u003ePhoto\u003c\/strong\u003e (photographic print quality). Please note that mockups may not fully reflect the final printed product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton woven fabric. Colourful fringed edges. Available in Artwork or Photo finish. Three sizes: 52” × 37”, 60” × 50”, or 80” × 60” (±2.5” size tolerance). Care: machine wash cold (max 30°C\/86°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent; non-chlorine bleach as needed; tumble dry low heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e‘Mermaids Don’t Do Mornings’ — the most relatable blanket in existence\u003c\/strong\u003e — a single sentence that perfectly captures the lived experience of every person who has ever hit snooze four times, considered calling in sick because the bed was too good, or genuinely believed that the ocean floor is a more reasonable place to be than anywhere that requires punctuality before 10am; a gift that will make its recipient laugh and immediately wrap herself in it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree sizes — choose your level of commitment to not getting up\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cstrong\u003e52” × 37”:\u003c\/strong\u003e the perfect lap throw for solo sofa mornings with coffee; \u003cstrong\u003e60” × 50”:\u003c\/strong\u003e the ideal curl-up-properly medium throw for a bed, armchair, or long lie-in; \u003cstrong\u003e80” × 60”:\u003c\/strong\u003e the full ocean of blanket, for those mornings where you need maximum coverage and zero interruptions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork or Photo finish\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cstrong\u003eArtwork\u003c\/strong\u003e finish delivers a vibrant, illustrated print quality ideal for graphic and illustrated mermaid designs; \u003cstrong\u003ePhoto\u003c\/strong\u003e finish delivers photographic-quality print detail; both available across all three sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% cotton woven with colourful fringe\u003c\/strong\u003e — soft, breathable 100% cotton woven fabric with colourful fringed edges that add a playful, bohemian coastal touch; warm enough for cool evenings, light enough for year-round use; machine washable on a gentle cold cycle for effortless care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe most giftable mermaid humour gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — for every person who identifies as a non-morning mermaid; 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