{"product_id":"mermaid-security-pendant","title":"Mermaid Security Badge Pendant Necklace – Funny Merman Shield with 18” Chain | Stainless Steel, Gold Plated or Sterling Silver | Ocean Humour Jewellery Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOfficially On Duty. The Most Hilarious, Most Ocean-Spirited Security Badge You’ll Ever Wear Around Your Neck. 🧜♂️🐙⚡\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Mermaid Security Badge Pendant Necklace is the most joyfully absurd, most perfectly delivered piece of ocean humour jewellery for every mermaid who needs a bodyguard, every person who takes their seaside credentials seriously, and everyone who appreciates the glorious comedy of a shield-shaped security badge pendant featuring a very muscular, very confident merman standing guard on an 18” chain — a 1” × 1” shield-shaped pendant with a black background and a gold border, bold white MERMAID lettering arching across the top, bold white SECURITY. across the bottom, and in the centre: a broad-shouldered, impressively built merman with a teal-green scaled tail and the calm, unshakeable demeanour of someone who absolutely has this situation under control. It is funny. It is wonderfully on-brand. It is the kind of jewellery that makes someone laugh the moment they see it and then immediately want to wear it every single day. Available in three finishes to match every style from casual coastal to genuinely elegant: Stainless Steel, Gold Plated, and Sterling Silver — each one arriving in gift-box packaging, ready to give the moment it lands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePendant and chain constructed from durable rust-resistant, tarnish-resistant, water-resistant stainless steel in all three finishes. The full-colour badge artwork is permanently engraved — it will not fade, peel, or scratch off. Scratch-resistant surface maintains clarity through daily wear. The 18” box chain sits at the collarbone — long enough to layer, short enough to wear solo as a statement piece. Arrives in gift-box packaging ready to give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfectly absurd Mermaid Security badge design\u003c\/strong\u003e — shield-shaped pendant with black background and gold border; bold white MERMAID arching across the top; bold white SECURITY. across the bottom; a broad-shouldered muscular merman with teal-green scaled tail in the centre, calm and completely in charge — the most joyfully hilarious security badge in any ocean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree finishes for every style\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003cstrong\u003eStainless Steel\u003c\/strong\u003e: cool bright silver finish, silver box chain, the most casual and everyday-wearable option; \u003cstrong\u003eGold Plated\u003c\/strong\u003e: warm rich gold finish, gold box chain, for the mermaid who protects her reef in style; \u003cstrong\u003eSterling Silver\u003c\/strong\u003e: premium cool silver finish with a slightly more elevated look and feel, silver box chain — same badge, three completely different energies\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePermanent full-colour badge artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e — permanently engraved design that will not fade, peel, or scratch off; scratch-resistant surface; rust-resistant, tarnish-resistant, and water-resistant construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e18” box chain at the collarbone\u003c\/strong\u003e — sits perfectly at the collarbone for solo statement wear or layered with other necklaces; light enough for all-day comfort; substantial enough to feel like quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArrives gift-box ready\u003c\/strong\u003e — comes in gift-box packaging ready to give with zero additional wrapping needed; the most instantly giftable piece in the collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe ultimate funny mermaid gift\u003c\/strong\u003e — for the mermaid lover, the ocean humour enthusiast, the couple where one person is definitely the Mermaid Security, the bachelorette\/hen party, the best friend who guards your secrets like a merman guards his reef, and anyone who needs a pendant that makes people laugh and then immediately ask where they got it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eDetails\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePendant:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1” × 1” shield-shaped badge; black background; gold border; white MERMAID \/ SECURITY. text; muscular merman with teal tail illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChain:\u003c\/strong\u003e 18” box chain in matching finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinishes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stainless Steel | Gold Plated | Sterling Silver\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Rust-resistant, tarnish-resistant, water-resistant stainless steel; permanent engraved artwork; scratch-resistant surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gift-box included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrder today and go on duty — because every mermaid deserves a security detail, and every security detail deserves a necklace this good. 🧜♂️🐙⚡\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sea Dragon Dreams","offers":[{"title":"1'' x 1'' \/ Stainless Steel","offer_id":54820390306119,"sku":"32486514853429477326","price":34.81,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1'' x 1'' \/ Gold Plated","offer_id":54820390338887,"sku":"20691490636086694160","price":41.24,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"1'' x 1'' \/ Sterling Silver","offer_id":54820390371655,"sku":"31968830306007924824","price":53.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0951\/6338\/4135\/files\/10432711022236777550_2048_custom.jpg?v=1788103384","url":"https:\/\/dreamwithdragons.com\/products\/mermaid-security-pendant","provider":"Dream Dragons","version":"1.0","type":"link"}